I was finishing up my presentation for investor and entrepreneur George Uhl, who wanted to get a piece of action in my new feature production, "High Class Ass." But apparently in a pre-meeting with my line producer Victoria Rose, Uhl got the hankerin' for a quickie, and convinced my employee to spread her thick flaps atop my desk. Hey, I may work in adult, but I don't run a fucking whore house! When I catch the pair rooting on my workstation, I demand an apology and some satisfaction--sexual satisfaction!